The Kingdom of Womble 11899 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.643 billion Womble 11899ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 11899ian economy, worth 181 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,998 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,347 per year while the poor average 2,444, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 11899's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 11899 is ranked 239,361^st in the world and 13,094^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.